• girl 1: omg im pregnant
• girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
• girl 3: omg im always drunk
• me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

vegetable:

I’d like to know when a sign appeared on my body that reads, “For Your Viewing Pleasure.” Apparently, wherever I go this sign hangs, unbeknownst to me, somewhere around my neck. I have looked for a physical indication of this sign, but to no avail. This sign is visible to…

acornpenis:

Come on, you guys. The Florida man who chewed that dude’s face off isn’t a zombie. He’s obviously Shia Labeouf’s apprentice.

i’m sad so i’m going to reblog a bunch of stupid crap 

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

1950sunlimited:

Marilyn

Movie Night in Asgard

thatgirljazz:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

iamonlyamaid:

wickiuphickoff:

desusama:

pandamidget:

deirdrerose:

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUD RIGHT NOW.

fuck me

Omg

True life: this song started my friendship with Miña.

“Do you know who ‘The Situation’ is? This is him.”

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure